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post Apr 15 2015, 04:20 PM
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Marsche, Hobbit, Liche & Trout
and then there's the smallest Turbo Midget
One hit, two hit, three and four and five,
they're so frisky, so alive!!

Trout is my number one,
Always up for catapult fun!!
Always up for kicks and cuddles,
But he is somewhat slow in the battle!!
He stands alone sometimes to think,
From your skull or mine to have a drink


Liche is my number two,
Proud and handsome, I tell you!
He prances like a little pony,
and you know what? That's no baloney!!.
He guards your back from above
and when over a river, sometimes gives me a little shove.


That Fat Hobbit is my number three,
chubby, plump as hobbits should be.
Always cleaning, always cooking
He tries to run but his feet keep sticking.
He keeps on searching for a hand,
to scratch under his collar band.


Turbo Midget is my number four,
Always seeming smaller, more and more.
Loves to snack on lots of munchies,
Mason meat and Mason archer crunchies.
Begging, pleading, day and nights.
"DONT USE BAD RASCIST LANGUAGE OR ILL BAN YOU OUTRIGHT"


Mean old Marsche is my number five,
He jumps, rolls over, takes a dive.
Up my back, All round the fucking map!!,
Swinging his big hammer to squash me flat!!!!
I run and scream, "help me plz" Nobody seems to ever hear me,
With a nasty cackle and a overhead hit, He breaks my skull in one swift hit!


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Steelshanks
post Mar 4 2016, 08:22 AM
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ye


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post Mar 4 2016, 08:23 AM
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There were others done, But not AS important as these three obviously!


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post Mar 4 2016, 09:27 AM
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Why doesn't Matt have eyes ? ^^
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post Mar 4 2016, 09:41 AM
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QUOTE (Cam @ Mar 4 2016, 10:27 AM) *
Why doesn't Matt have eyes ? ^^


Matt is blind!


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post Mar 4 2016, 05:31 PM
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Absolutely beautiful biggrin.gif Thanks a lot!
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post Mar 4 2016, 06:22 PM
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Where the heck am I


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post Mar 4 2016, 08:23 PM
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These are glorious.
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post Mar 6 2016, 02:38 AM
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More fun bits may come soon Alex. You know, If i dont forget or die or something


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post Apr 25 2016, 01:15 AM
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So, Its time to issue each SM member and some trusted people with their own theme tunes, Obviously .. Only i am capable of doing such a thing!

So here we go!

Monkeyfiend

Marsche

The Malefic Trout

Bucket well ... not quite his theme tune ... but still a song about him ..


Another three tonight!








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post Apr 25 2016, 02:23 PM
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QUOTE (Steelshanks @ Apr 25 2016, 02:15 AM) *
So, Its time to issue each SM member and some trusted people with their own theme tunes, Obviously .. Only i am capable of doing such a thing!

So here we go!

Monkeyfiend


Another three tonight!


Already beat you to that one many years ago:

http://monkeyfiend.com


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post Apr 26 2016, 05:53 AM
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QUOTE (MonkeyFiend @ Apr 25 2016, 03:23 PM) *
Already beat you to that one many years ago:

http://monkeyfiend.com


let me say a thing Monkeyfiend if you don't mind " OMG LOL " laugh.gif

P.S if you listen enough you will see the smurfs !!! biggrin.gif


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post Jun 14 2016, 03:27 AM
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Hmm, I think soon i shall do some more cheecky posts


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post Aug 6 2016, 07:04 PM
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Yes, someone who helps me spamming. Finally.

Too bad it isn't an human sad.gif
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