The recruitment topic that is not actually a recruitment topic but more like an introduction topic. Options

[suchconquer]

Hai!

So, let me introduce myself. I'm a nublet recent new Chivalry player looking for a regular, crowded and well managed server to play on after getting tired of hacking up orcs in the ancient game 'Drakan: Order Of The Flame'.
I'm also a 23, MtF transgender; Leader of a clan in a other Indie, UE3 game called C&C Renegade X; A huge IT nerd (cryptocurrencies, *nix systems, programming) and love groundbreaking technology. OH, and I also love make-up! <3

So, after harrassing asking Jenny about the networking topography of SM servers, she said: 'Go ask monkey!'. So I registered because, why not! I expect the top secret blueprints to land in my PM inbox by tomorrow.

[TurboMidget]

I actually understood the gist of it. Some of the words are weird, but nothing context can't solve.