Do u love sea lions?, fat enough to be recruited as human shield Options

[Scaramouche the ...]

Dear Ladies & Lords,

maybe I met someone on u on the field. I saw the recruitment advertisement and I'm interested in being a little member of this clan.
something about this rare sea animal:

The legend about my identity is, of course, a fairy tale: I'm not a real sea lion, but don't tell anybody, it is a secret XD. Being serious, in real life I am an Italian student at Rome's 2nd University and I have played Chiv for 2 years right now.
I'm quite acceptable at TO and deathmatches.
Sometimes I can be a little noisy on the game chat and some italian bad words can run out of my mouth, but I've never said anything racist on purpose and never I will.

I hope u will find me acceptable.

Greetings from the deep ocean

Scaramouche

[Scaramouche the ...]

Hello Midget, Hello Fool

finally I got the way to make a post here. It's quite hard to press buttons on a keyboard using 2 fins u know?
Anyway I have nothing to do during this period, so I'm ready to wait.

@Fool THIS is a true sea lion, beware of imitations

http://tlg.live.mediaspanonline.com/assets...lion_032912.jpg