I find myself in the unusual position of being able to tell a delightful young lady what to do and her having to do it (and with no money exchanging hands, either). However, the dare can't be anything sexual, nor something particularly cruel or nasty.

I'm really just after something that will be entertaining for the people watching and sufficiently embarrassing and/or unpleasant for the person doing the dare.

Cheers.

this needs more explanation

well i assume it's all harmless fun, since i don't know ages, lifestyles etc i'll have to guess you and your "losing female friend" are in your 20's

if there are any parties coming up then how about this

your friend if she hears her name *has* to bark/mew (insert any random animal noise)

if in a suitable crowd you can say your friends name a few times and maybe the crowd will catch on too

depending on how embarrassing you want this to be, you could insist on a pose/tick being struck at the same time (cat rubbing ear,chase tail once etc )

Before I suggest any ridiculous dares, I feel I should double-check that this isn't Foxx?

why do i get the feeling this is cobolt....

anyway, suggestions below

she has to film herself doing either:

singing shutup woman get on my horse

or

doing the badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom... dance like randomers have done on youtube

and then upload it for all to see

Why can't it be sexual? Isn't the reason for daring someone to do something, to get them to eventually do something sexual? lol

I think the ultimate humiliation would be to get her to dress up as a Digimon for the night (This will all make sense once she rants on about how much she hates Digimon, because they're a Pokémon rip-off, and yada yada yada...)

It might not be me..... Plus! I could dress up as a less-well known Pokemon, and no one would know.

We'll get a wall-chart., so we can make sure. Plus, WE get to chose the costume, beey-atch!

And where will you get this 'Digimon' costume?

Your mum, of course.

You gave kitten a sad.

There are several digimon costumes on ebay y'know... for example:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/DIGIMON-GABUMON-Cost...=item45e6c1ec78

There are some decent ideas here. Since I won't be around to see it, I'll let the people attending the party at Fox Mansions decide her fate.

Hope everyone (even poor dare-afflicted Cobolt, bless) has a great New Year.

It might not be me!

inb4 'pic or it didnt happen'