My dear Sneaky Monkeys,

Today I had a peculiar meeting with someone i suspect being a hacker on Chivalry(peace upon the soul ofthis game).
After the server crashed again at 2h; i reconnected quickly after it, I was able to be alone on the server, as that's what I thought, there was this IMMO guy with me. Minding my own business an arrow struck me from nowhere while i was running towards bonfire (darn archers), i was skeptical at first but was like hey there are pretty good archers out there. Continued my way and started hiding not to get hit by archer. Hiding was going pretty well, I was behind a wall while at 3rd person so i can see around the corner and i saw the archer IMMO back to me like 50 in-game meters. Suddenly a shot out of nowhere and a headshot it was!
I tried to verbalise the hacker and try to get more evidence but as soon as I yelled and exposed him he left, with his tail between his legs.
If he was not hacking he shouldn't have run.

You are the masters of the servers and thus i call upon your judgement. May the hand of justice be swift and merciless.

Your dear Drunk Cat ( not so drunk tonight).

Do you have a steam profile of immo? Just so I can narrow it down in the match recordings and logs (it logs steam guid, not player name unfortunately )

This is the only "immo" I know: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197999013983

That's the guy, Airplane.

I just spectated him for good 10 minutes and am pretty sure he's not hacking. He's very good yes, but so are many others.

Immo is a good archer (rank 49 if i remember), always nice to fight against him cause he know where to hide for shoot.

Ho... and i m cheater:



lol the game was amazing and thanks to Angry jesus to protect me at the end against the LLL focus =)

Yeah that guy’s good.

While on the topic, did I mention I am also ‘good’!?
Here’s a screenshot of my score as a result of me running away every time I get hit!
Shoutout to my homie for helping me run away from a genuinely good player.

Trolling like you on another post

btw immo isn't a cheater a play many hour on the server: https://www.gametracker.com/player/immo/31.186.251.152:6000/

I didnt know this post was about "Guytoune"s top ratios", did I misread something ?

Also i'm goot guys, believe me. please ? WATCH ME !

And also also, i require a ban on haich for being a cheater, a noob, a griever and basically being a douche.

Someone agrees ?

yes

yes ban Haich asap pls

Forum and server ban please

Pebblepooboy

Who is Haich

I’ll tell you who Haich isn’t!

A badmin that caused the server to crash 3x in a row trying to load one shitty custom map nobody asked for.

FT10 me

damn my post has been overrun

It's not gambling if one can read you like an open book

Messer, more like guesser. HOHOHOHOH

I'll tell you who never got overrun...any of haich's opponents...

Haich is a noob. He couldn't overrun a chicken coop if he wanted to.

How many fucking times do I need to shit on you both????????

greet friend

pls stop the bully of hiak he is gud player like good player

apologise for poor england

thank

hi (sory 4 bed englis)

Hello
(sori fur ani mistook i mad i'm bhad england)

Also, Haik, did you know you can parry by clicking rmb ? or perhaps you set your rmb to overhead, which would explain a lot...

Helo dic.
Did you know that in chiv holding S does not take you forward?
Or are the french keyboards laid out that way?
HonHonHonHonHon

Every professional competitive player knows to bind rmb to lmb you French slag.

Helo Hiak here,


HO.... im a cheater

HeuhHeuhHeuh the game was amazing! and thanks to LLLL for protecting me against the Duc fokus!

Yeah that guy’s garbage.

While on the topic, did I mention I am also ‘garbage’!?
Here’s a screenshot of my score as a result of me running away every time I get hit!
Shoutout to my homie for helping me run away from a genuinely garbage player.

Jajajajajajajajaja
Trolling like you on another post
Btw duc IS a genuinely garbage player!
LLLL fan no.1 jajajajaja

First things first :

-Hiach, you should know that i usually surrender way before having to press S
-then Hoik, really nice ratio, but I seem to recall you were in agatha, did you switch to farm kills as a defender you lil donkey's intimate parts sucker ?

-LLLL, who do you mean by competitive ? Also, really nice pic. Is it a selfie or someone took this lovely picture of your face for you ?

Helo duc, jokes aside... no idea what the fuck you’re on about that second point.

Be aware Haich is a notorious pktloss abuser!

W-b-b-y-y-b...
Fuck you

Literally hoink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixYwDntgdJ0