 CHEAT REPORT, i hate being a snitch |
  Jan 16 2018, 01:52 AM
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Peasant  Group: Members Posts: 31 Thank(s): 8 Joined: 16-January 18 From: Jupiter Member No.: 5,352  |
My dear Sneaky Monkeys,
Today I had a peculiar meeting with someone i suspect being a hacker on Chivalry(peace upon the soul ofthis game). After the server crashed again at 2h; i reconnected quickly after it, I was able to be alone on the server, as that's what I thought, there was this IMMO guy with me. Minding my own business an arrow struck me from nowhere while i was running towards bonfire (darn archers), i was skeptical at first but was like hey there are pretty good archers out there. Continued my way and started hiding not to get hit by archer. Hiding was going pretty well, I was behind a wall while at 3rd person so i can see around the corner and i saw the archer IMMO back to me like 50 in-game meters. Suddenly a shot out of nowhere and a headshot it was! I tried to verbalise the hacker and try to get more evidence but as soon as I yelled and exposed him he left, with his tail between his legs. If he was not hacking he shouldn't have run. You are the masters of the servers and thus i call upon your judgement. May the hand of justice be swift and merciless. Your dear Drunk Cat ( not so drunk tonight). -------------------- All I ask is that you step with me into the boundlessness, where constancy, quietude and peace, infinite emptiness reign. And just imagine, in this infinite sonorous silence, everywhere is an impenetrable darkness. Valuska, Werckmeisters harmonies
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Jan 29 2018, 08:47 PM
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 Knight Group: Old Git SM Members Posts: 477 Thank(s): 139 Joined: 8-March 14 From: Finland Member No.: 4,435 |
Haich is a noob. He couldn't overrun a chicken coop if he wanted to.
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Jan 29 2018, 09:47 PM
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 Peasant Group: Members Posts: 29 Thank(s): 11 Joined: 1-September 17 Member No.: 5,283 |
How many fucking times do I need to shit on you both????????
-------------------- YouTube Sensation.
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Jan 30 2018, 04:02 AM
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 Peasant Group: Members Posts: 10 Thank(s): 0 Joined: 23-July 16 From: Albania Member No.: 4,944 |
greet friend
pls stop the bully of hiak he is gud player like good player apologise for poor england thank -------------------- lmb
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Jan 30 2018, 03:26 PM
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 Knight Group: Old Git SM Members Posts: 452 Thank(s): 173 Joined: 28-March 14 From: Gävle, Sweden Member No.: 4,443 |
hi (sory 4 bed englis)
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The Following 1 Users Say Thank You to Marsche For This Useful Post: Bucket | |
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Jan 30 2018, 05:41 PM
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Page Group: =SM= Chivalry Group Posts: 68 Thank(s): 41 Joined: 29-December 16 Member No.: 5,096 |
Hello
(sori fur ani mistook i mad i'm bhad england) Also, Haik, did you know you can parry by clicking rmb ? or perhaps you set your rmb to overhead, which would explain a lot... |
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Jan 30 2018, 06:46 PM
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Peasant Group: Members Posts: 29 Thank(s): 11 Joined: 1-September 17 Member No.: 5,283 |
QUOTE (Monseigneur Duc du Foutre @ Jan 30 2018, 05:41 PM)  Hello (sori fur ani mistook i mad i'm bhad england) Also, Haik, did you know you can parry by clicking rmb ? or perhaps you set your rmb to overhead, which would explain a lot... Helo dic. Did you know that in chiv holding S does not take you forward? Or are the french keyboards laid out that way? HonHonHonHonHon -------------------- YouTube Sensation.
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Jan 30 2018, 10:37 PM
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Peasant Group: Members Posts: 10 Thank(s): 0 Joined: 23-July 16 From: Albania Member No.: 4,944 |
QUOTE (Monseigneur Duc du Foutre @ Jan 30 2018, 05:41 PM) Hello (sori fur ani mistook i mad i'm bhad england) Also, Haik, did you know you can parry by clicking rmb ? or perhaps you set your rmb to overhead, which would explain a lot... Every professional competitive player knows to bind rmb to lmb you French slag. -------------------- lmb
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Jan 31 2018, 10:59 PM
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Peasant Group: Members Posts: 29 Thank(s): 11 Joined: 1-September 17 Member No.: 5,283 |
Helo Hiak here,
 HO.... im a cheater HeuhHeuhHeuh the game was amazing! and thanks to LLLL for protecting me against the Duc fokus! -------------------- YouTube Sensation.
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The Following 1 Users Say Thank You to Haich For This Useful Post: LLLL | |
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Jan 31 2018, 11:12 PM
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Peasant Group: Members Posts: 10 Thank(s): 0 Joined: 23-July 16 From: Albania Member No.: 4,944 |
QUOTE (Haich @ Jan 31 2018, 10:59 PM) Helo Hiak here, HO.... im a cheater HeuhHeuhHeuh the game was amazing! and thanks to LLLL for protecting me against the Duc fokus! Yeah that guy’s garbage. While on the topic, did I mention I am also ‘garbage’!? Here’s a screenshot of my score as a result of me running away every time I get hit! Shoutout to my homie for helping me run away from a genuinely garbage player. -------------------- lmb
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Jan 31 2018, 11:20 PM
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Peasant Group: Members Posts: 29 Thank(s): 11 Joined: 1-September 17 Member No.: 5,283 |
QUOTE (LLLL @ Jan 31 2018, 11:12 PM) Yeah that guy’s garbage. While on the topic, did I mention I am also ‘garbage’!? Here’s a screenshot of my score as a result of me running away every time I get hit! Shoutout to my homie for helping me run away from a genuinely garbage player.  Jajajajajajajajaja Trolling like you on another post  Btw duc IS a genuinely garbage player! LLLL fan no.1 jajajajaja -------------------- YouTube Sensation.
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The Following 1 Users Say Thank You to Haich For This Useful Post: LLLL | |
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Feb 1 2018, 06:03 PM
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Page Group: =SM= Chivalry Group Posts: 68 Thank(s): 41 Joined: 29-December 16 Member No.: 5,096 |
First things first :
-Hiach, you should know that i usually surrender way before having to press S -then Hoik, really nice ratio, but I seem to recall you were in agatha, did you switch to farm kills as a defender you lil donkey's intimate parts sucker ? -LLLL, who do you mean by competitive ? Also, really nice pic. Is it a selfie or someone took this lovely picture of your face for you ? |
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Feb 2 2018, 03:31 PM
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Peasant Group: Members Posts: 29 Thank(s): 11 Joined: 1-September 17 Member No.: 5,283 |
QUOTE (Monseigneur Duc du Foutre @ Feb 1 2018, 06:03 PM) First things first : -Hiach, you should know that i usually surrender way before having to press S -then Hoik, really nice ratio, but I seem to recall you were in agatha, did you switch to farm kills as a defender you lil donkey's intimate parts sucker ? -LLLL, who do you mean by competitive ? Also, really nice pic. Is it a selfie or someone took this lovely picture of your face for you ? Helo duc, jokes aside... no idea what the fuck you’re on about that second point. -------------------- YouTube Sensation.
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Feb 2 2018, 05:30 PM
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 Peasant Group: Members Posts: 35 Thank(s): 30 Joined: 5-September 15 Member No.: 4,723 |
Be aware Haich is a notorious pktloss abuser!
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The Following 1 Users Say Thank You to Jairon For This Useful Post: Nexton | |
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Feb 11 2018, 07:03 PM
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Knight Group: Old Git SM Members Posts: 477 Thank(s): 139 Joined: 8-March 14 From: Finland Member No.: 4,435 |
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The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to HackedPenguin For This Useful Post: Bucket, Marsche, Monseigneur Duc du Foutre, NapalmBukkake, Nexton, The Malefic Trout | |
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Feb 14 2018, 11:53 PM
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Peasant Group: Members Posts: 29 Thank(s): 11 Joined: 1-September 17 Member No.: 5,283 |
QUOTE (HackedPenguin @ Feb 11 2018, 07:03 PM) W-b-b-y-y-b... Fuck you -------------------- YouTube Sensation.
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Feb 28 2018, 07:28 PM
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Knight Group: Old Git SM Members Posts: 477 Thank(s): 139 Joined: 8-March 14 From: Finland Member No.: 4,435 |
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